Dispatch: Patreon alerts, done properly
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Dispatch watches the Patreon creators your server follows and posts the moment something drops, as a card worth clicking.
What you get
- Fast alerts for new posts and Lives: Dispatch learns when a creator usually posts and checks every 10 seconds in those hours.
- Cinematic cards: the video as a title card, the show’s poster and colour from AniList and TVmaze, the episode’s name and air date, and a season progress bar.
- Big moments (season finales, movies) get a full poster card.
- A discussion thread under every alert, ◀ ▶ buttons between episodes, and a 🔔 Follow button for each show that gives you a role pinged for that show.
- Living cards: an hour after a post, its alert shows the likes and comments on Patreon, plus the server’s 🔥 👍 😐 verdict.
- A weekly recap with the server’s Episode of the week, a season wrap when a season ends, and a pinned Now on Patreon card.
- An animated LIVE NOW card, and scheduled Lives in your server’s Events tab.
- /collections: anyone can browse a creator’s Patreon collections, every episode in order.
- Re-uploads don’t ping twice: the old alert just points to the new upload.
Set up in a minute
- Invite Dispatch.
- Type
/setup, paste the creator’s Patreon link, pick a channel and who to ping. - That’s it.
/patreon settingshas the filters, pings and extras.
Commands: /setup · /patreon settings · /patreon status · /patreon test · /collections
Members-only content is never shown. Dispatch only uses what Patreon shows to everyone (a post’s title and thumbnail), and every alert links to the post on Patreon.