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Hello and welcome to Floppa’s Café, the biggest fan-made server dedicated to the funny-ear’d felines known as caracals amongst others. Here at Floppa’s Café, we serve the gloopiest Floppacinos known to Man alongside our notorious flagship 12-kilogram patties, the Flopper! (the Café is not responsible for any fatal side effects that may or may not be associated with the consumption of its products). Why don’t you join us and try them out for yourself, you could even get your grubby little hands on a plushie or two from the gift shop at the back of our fine establishment if you somehow manage to survive the ordeal!