Farmbot is your local fun (and underpaid) discord bot made by two idiots which gives you extra responsibilities in life as if you didn’t already have enough and guilt trips you into watering and caring for digital plants in exchange for small gains to induce the tiniest bit of dopamine and foster a positive psychological response in order for you to then spend said gain to aquire seeds which mature into additional hits of dopamine which help to form a mild addiction and fosters a sense of routine.
Ever had someone tell you to go touch grass? Well nothing beats a Jet2 holiday but boy isn’t this bot the solution to all your problems! We present a shiny new concept in which you touch grass whilst staying in discord so you don’t need to compromise on your 6 month streak of back pain, mod bod and poor mental health 💯
Plant, Water, Harvest, Sell, RepeatPlant seeds for a variety of crops in your very own mini farm, then…
Water them and watch as they grow into big ripe crops ready for you to…
Harvest them, clearing space in your farm for new seeds whilst you…
Sell them through intricate negotiation, turn a profit and buy new seeds in order to…
Repeat this process again as you progress through the game unlocking benefits such as
- Farm expansions
- XP and achievements
- Rare titles
- Levels and bonuses
- And much more!
Instead of playing games with negotiation, keep yourself entertained with a selection of minigames as you wait for your crops to grow!
- Make careful guesses in wordle, try not to get hung in hangman, and plan your moves in connect four.
- Let the community join in and play wordle with friends through multiplayer mode!
- Speedrun your in-game progress by obtaining currency for winning minigames!
Who doesn’t love a bit of adrenaline? Climb up the leaderboard and compete with other players across 6 different metrics covering currency, farming, and activity.
See the best farmers on the global leaderboard, or check individual server leaderboards if you can’t handle the competition.
The leaderboard updates hourly so look out for other players taking your place!
Farmbot has no friends, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have any! Add users as your friends and share coins and seeds with them! After all, sharing is caring (until stds get involved).
ProfileFarmbot’s absolutely chopped but it feels great with its customized in-game profile 💪
Select featured crops, choose a title, and view your stats in your customizable in-game profile. Great for flexing to your friends how much virtual grass you touch!
